funniest dad on earth!

hehe!
dis was during lunch at KL!!
comeyl kan?

kereta misteri!

on the wayback to the dorm.

eyh!
aku nmpk kereta yg...

mane?

dah xde dah.

at the dorm.

eyh, tu hitz.fm!

xla emy!
eh! tu la kereta yg aku ckp td.

ape lg jom ah!!
hahahah!!!

woit!
bukan kowt.
cadbury la!

ala jom je la!
g je mane tau dpt masuk tv ker

paper ke?

radio pown cukup!
jom ah!
aku dare ko.

...............................

dok sini dulu.

iman!
tgk tuh!

makcik!
makcik buatpe sini?

adik2 mei sinih.
ni hah.
amik ni.
nak amik gambar skit jer.

we got bytes for FREE!
thnx to me we also got our pics taken!!
weeeeee!!!

emy
fatin
org cadbury

cik lips chemistry!

calculate how many atoms of nitrogen make up an atom of iron?
emy aku x paham la soalan ni!

meh aku tgk jap.
oooo. ni dia suro ko cari brape byk nitrogen atom sama dgn satu atom iron
so, ko kena gune RAM iron bahagi dgn....
jap.
ko nmpk ke ape aku nmpk?

nmpk.

dia kat ner?
dia panjat katil aku x?

dia kat bwh katil ko!
cpat emy amek spray kt towel tuh.

xnk turun!!!
takowt.
ahhh!!!!!
tikah ko tgk lipas tuh gi mane.
aku amek spray.

tu ha emy!
cpat2!

nh kamu!
'PRSSSH!!!'*bunyi spray

oi emy!
tu air fresherner ah!

ya allah!
patut la dia x takut!
hahah!

ni hah!

xnk!

tkut!!!

nisaa'.
sini jap tlg k. emira.
ni ha.
tlg bunuh *****.
dah masuk dlam locker k. emira dah.

emy dah kluar dah.
tu hah!

ah tula dier!

PRSSSHHH

wei jatuh ats katil aku ker?
tretttt*tarik katil

ade x atas katil?

xde la!

tu hah!
prsssshhhh!!!!

at last.
mati pown

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gelak tawa yg bagai

it was cik lips.
but this cik lips loves chemistry!
why the hell did i use the air freshner spray?
hahaha.

watak watak bagai:
emy
tikah
nisaa(form 1)

p/s : it was a LIPAS ATTACK!

abc's of ex-girlfrinds

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on top she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.